You know you're a mother of boys if...

Have you run across this FWD yet? You know, the one with all the images of boys doing crazy, hilarious, and dangerous things. If you haven't, it's hilarious. Well, I decided after 3 days this week, I'm able to make a list of my own. That's right, all this happened within three days time.

You are the mother of boys if:

• You feel like you're constantly making food or snacks because the little boy is ALWAYS hungry.
• You're having to practically force your son to eat because he all of a sudden doesn't want the snacks/food you've fixed for him.
• You constantly turn around to find your son on the chair or table reaching for something that is "off-limits."
• You find your son putting magnets, computer plugs (one prong kind) into his nose, mouth and ears.
• You run from the back room to see why your daughter is screaming to find both children laying on the floor watching T.V. and your sons fingers are intertwined with your daughter's hair as he tugs and grins with every elicited scream.
• You have to dry your son off from his daily splash in the toilet where he was trying to flush the shampoo bottles down the hole.
• You come out of the shower to find your son (and daughter) sitting in a pile of powdered formula. Entire can ($30) completely emptied onto the floor and the dog is happily licking it up.